Pilk

And it arrived warm and unmolested?

Close but I'm the pisser not the pissee.

OK a bit of hyperbole on my part but I don't deny the filthy animal allegations.

Anyone want to work on their functional strength? It would be my honour to allow you to come over and mop my floors and scrub my bathroom.

Fuark no wonder he only gets head once a year, must be like napalm.

Edit: Sorry

Expect a shitty interrupted sleep -- unfamiliar bed and environment, probably not totally quiet or totally dark, nurse may need to wake you to reattach sensors that have fallen off, etc. It's not necessary to sleep straight through to get good results though; wish I knew beforehand.

Expect to be grumpy and tired the day after, and travel home with gross electrode gel in your hair.

I'd probably bring my own pillow(s) next time.

Edit: Also I had to go to bed way earlier than I typically would so anticipate that as well.

It definitely looks like one of the movies ever made.

I swear I thought the Minecraft movie was already out, so seeing all these ads and promotions for it has been such a trip.

Even grandma goes back for seconds

Not mine, you could eat off of mine. People often do.

What is a pen in this context?

Here's your Saturday night reminder that music is meant to be listened to LOUD.