You're describing grass.
Phil_in_here
joined 2 years ago
"So now we're going to start practicing capitalism. Buy your own fucking blocks, you freeloading piece of shit! I don't even want these, but you sure as shit can't have them!"
Theres a fire in my kitchen, but the fire extinguisher is only going to stop like 25% of the damage, so I'm committed to not stopping the fire.
To be clear, I also don't support the fire. But the fire extinguisher is:
- filled with chemicals
- makes a huge mess
- costs money to recharge
- may cause other damage from overspray
So the best thing for me and my kitchen is to do nothing until they make a "fix my kitchen" spray.
"Oxy" is great because it also doubles with the word association "moron" so we're subconsciously berated as well.
Oh, that's some context
Is it like that cilantro-soap thing in people's genes?
Because you're absolutely right and it's absolutely baffling that the company still makes chocolate after WWII when it was presumably used to booby trap MREs against Nazi looters.
"What's he doing with his hands?"
"Oh shit, he's casting a spell! Tie him up!"
"Nice try, hombre. You're going away for a long time now!"
That's why I mentioned exclusivity.
There should be high end private grocers. There should be plastic surgeons. These should be allowed to be privately owned
What is this, a Seinfeld episode?
Jerry: "How'd the date go last night?"
Elaine: "Ugh, total bust! We spent the whole time arguing about calamari!"
Jerry: "Arguing about calamari? Like fried squid?"
Elaine gestures there you go
George: "It's deep fried, what's not to like?"
Elaine: "He doesn't even know what it is!"
Jerry: "Never had calamari? What a sad life..."
Kramer enters. Applause.
Elaine: "Kramer. What's calamari?"
Kramer: "Disgusting. That's what it is."
Jerry: "We're not talking about the same calamari here."
Kramer: "It's like chewing on rubber bands!"
Jerry: "You're not still going to Bosco's are you?"
Kramer: "I like Bosco."
George: "Didn't the health board shut them down?"
Kramer: "That's how you know it's authentic."
Elaine: "Can we get back to my problem, please?"
Jerry: "I'll tell you what, let's all go out. Elaine, you can bring you can bring your boyfriend. I'll show you all what calamari is supposed to taste like."
Elaine: "Well, do the have caviar?"
Jerry: "Caviar? What am I made of money? Why caviar?"
Elaine: "That's what he thinks calamari is!"
George: "Did you correct him?"
Elaine: "Yes, George, I corrected him. I corrected him for 45 minutes!"
Kramer: "Well why didn't you just order the calamari and show him?"
Elaine: "We were at a coffee shop."
Kramer: "Oh, they don't serve calamari at coffee shops."
Elaine: "...I know. I didn't expect to have to defend the reality of what calamari is when we made the date."
There's already no requirements and you really only need to omit the truth in your vague dogwhistly interview.
"I'm just fed up with what's been allowed to happen in our country!"
"It's high time we did something about these illegals (convicted felon and corrupt oligarchy) that ruin everything for the rest of us!"
"These people need to go back where they belong (safe in their communities)!"
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You think the satanic panic was about occult imagery? No, it's about loot distribution! Why should the druid get an equal cut when the rogue is going all the damage?