PeterPoopshit

joined 2 years ago
[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

inability to freely save and load in a game

Oof. That's a really major downside. Bummer.

Edit: just downloaded to see for myself. You seem to be able to save and load, at least in singleplayer on pc.

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I'm never fucking having kids the government can go fuck themselves the same way I'm expected to go fuck myself in this barely sustainable hellscape that is the modern job and housing market.

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

I use only the finest madcatz wireless N64 controllers from the sketchiest seller on aliexpress.

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I hope the billionaires all go to space so they can fuck up everyone's life in space instead of on Earth.

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

I found an old trash can laying on the side of the highway so I went to hardware store and bought a $3 roll of duck tape. If anyone wants to drive my new experimental uncertified submarine to the Challenger Deep hmu.

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I found and old trash can on the side of the road. I then went and bought a $3 roll of duct tape and I'm taking this thing down to the Challenger Deep, sounds like an easy place to get to. Does anyone want to come along for $250k?

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Let's take it to the Challenger Deep. Definitely sounds like the kind of place that's easy to get to. It should be fine.

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Sounds like the participants got more than they bargained for. The website said you can "visit one of the most famous shipwrecks" but they instead became a famous shipwreck. I wonder how many decades it's going to take to find the wreck. Finding a 2000ft ocean liner is one thing. Finding a 20 ft submarine that's probably completely buried in the mud is going to be a lot harder.

I just hope the hull imploded and they died instantly. Slowly dying of thirst and oxygen deprivation for a week in a dark cramped space is a hell of a way to go.

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Are you kidding me, here in the bible belt this theory is already widely accepted as a hard fact /s

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 years ago

The Earth is flat and the real reason Titanic sunk was because it fell off the edge. The submarine went too close to the edge and the waterfall flowing off the side caused the submarine to drift over the edge of the world and fall off.

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

No one spends more time thinking about other people's genitals than Christians do.

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I'm waiting for a historian to come along and be like "uuhm ACKTUALLY.."

One one hand, feudalism could be abused just as easily, if not more easily than deregulated capitalism can be. On the other hand, governments and rich people didn't have the technology we have today which probably made it harder to enforce really dumbass shit.

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