PeriodicallyPedantic

joined 2 years ago
[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I'm aware, that's pretty common knowledge.

I'ma write a book about someone who works for a tailor named Taylor Tailor at their tailor shop called Tailor's Tailoring which is run out of a trailer. It'll be tailor Taylor Tailer's Tailor's Tailoring tailoring trailer. It will be a very serious book, because none of this is in the least but funny.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

That doesn't really make it any less crazy.

Imagine working at a smithy called Smiths run by Joe Smith, who is a Smith. That's at least as wild.
It's so on the nose that if you read it in a book you'd roll your eyes and call it lazy writing

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 7 points 7 months ago

Mojo Jojo, what have they done to you?!?!

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago

They're gifs, Lemmy is telling me they're too large to upload

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago

How easily one becomes the other

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I had a mediocre fart that left me wanting. But eventually I had a few shits, and I'm feeling better for now

Thanks for your concern 😌

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You clearly haven't seen how girthy my poops are

And if you have, then I have some questions and concerns

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I feel like that might cause more of a blockage than anything

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 36 points 8 months ago (2 children)

So what?

Construction companies can just leave their broken shit around because it's inconvenient to their bottom line to clean it?

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 24 points 8 months ago

Now that's some clickbait I can get behind

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 7 points 8 months ago

A good shart definitely would not sort me out right now 😭

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