Pentacat

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[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

October surprise: IOF paints the word “Khamas” on the sides of a dozen planes and flies them into various US landmarks and buildings. Biden wins the election in a belligerent, xenophobic landslide but dies before his re-inauguration. Turns out Kamala was too high to properly register to be VP, so the DNC appoints Hillary and it’s finally HER TURN. On Inauguration Day, she nukes Russia, China, and Iran and life on earth is extinguished. Sadly, the aliens who come to our dead planet centuries later find no evidence that she ever existed.

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

The university is, of course, allowed to avoid doing business with any US state and any other country on earth.

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago

I wonder if anyone else’s life has been upended?

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My vision is playing tricks on me. I read that as “impotent triad’s/NATO’s version.”

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

It’s only barbaric to fight back.

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My dream is an election where Trump is in jail and Biden is in hospice. The parties keep them as candidates, and 25,000 people vote. Someone wins by fewer than 50 votes and I don’t care which one. Imagine Biden dying before the inauguration and getting the most drugged up Copmala show we’ve ever seen, or Trump getting inaugurated from a minimum security prison, or maybe he’s out but wearing an ankle monitor. Either outcome would be truly American.

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I’m partial to “Ain’t Nuttin’ Buttersong” by Public Enemy. “Black Steel in the Hour of Chaos” by P.E. also goes hard. Other songs worthy of mention are “Thieves,” “So What?,” or “Flashback” by Ministry. Lots of anger and angry sound there.

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They do appear to be trying to exercise their rights under a long dead amendment. Perhaps another amendment might be worth a try?

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Tanks are a good way to take money from workers and funnel it to the capitalists. The more that get blown up, the more they make the workers buy.

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Free Parking signs across the US getting removed.

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There’s growing concern that a foreign intelligence agency could assassinate him with a stiff breeze or a falling leaf.

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