I think that after they won that court case and out not being a biscuit, they get a little shirty about the suggestion (and tax implications) that they my indeed be biscuits
Actual genuine lol. Very well done, you win the internet today
That’s great, punchy and interesting
It is, but I felt you’d done the “5 words” bit nicely in the first place. Consider it more of “five words and a bit of a foot-note”
It’s at best pseudoscience and a scam, and also an actual cult
I was with you most of the way there (shout out to the chip butty), right up until that “pigs in blankets” abomination turned up. What in gods name has happened to them. Where’s the bacon, and why have they got that pastry nonsense on them? It’s behaviour like that this that explains the state of the world these days
Oh, you have the right to repair it, peasant, but we don’t have any obligation to ensure you can afford to repair it now do we?
One of my mates got his plums snipped in his 20s, still doesn’t regret it. Another of my mates spent his whole life saying he wasn’t going to have kids, and seriously considered the snip, but was grateful he didn’t when he met the now mother of his kids in his mid 40s. Life’s weird, and only (and sometimes not even) you can really know your own mind
One of the greatest songs ever written in my opinion
They should block ALL foreign media ownership, namely Australian and American ownership… a world without Murdoc would be a better place indeed
Usually clad in some staggeringly stupid-looking Lycra. Physical pain cannot compare
Heroes of the modern age