Pazuzu

It's way easier for me to add more ram than it is to change my tab hoarding habits

I remember my OnePlus One had that

I'm still so salty about this. Making pastels the default pallete is fine I guess, making pastels the only pallete is infuriating.

Why did they lock it down so hard that nothing short of rooting my phone is enough to pick the colors I want?

Oh the horror, I might choose a vibrant shade I can see instead of a dull boring one that looks nearly identical to the 20 other choices I'm limited to.

A glory hole with the guarantee that it's the best head you'll ever get

I can't have warm hands and usable dexterity in winter. Only in winter can I have painfully cold, numb hands and be sweaty at the same time.

At least in summer my whole body agrees that it's warm and my hands always work properly

How does keeping kids inside the whole time the sun is up improve their mental health over giving them an extra hour of sun after school that they can actually enjoy?

metric is great until you need to do anything practical with it like converting cricket chirps to degrees ^/s^

yep!

Chicago suburbs. I'm definitely not the only apartment in this town without a dishwasher, either. There genuinely isn't space for me to have anything but a countertop unit, and counter space is limited as is

No living tentacle monsters to fuck but there are plenty of tentacle shaped dildos out there