PaulSmackage

joined 4 years ago
[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My favourite part of my job is traveling to all the little towns in England and realizing that the council in Hot Fuzz is the norm, not the exception

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

we need to bring jt back to life

I didn't even know he was sick

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I am going to go ballistic

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago

Only knowing what day of the week it is by looking to see if the newsmega has changed

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

It's probably the most soulless place i've ever visited, and i've been to DC.

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 63 points 2 years ago

nerd um, ackshually, referring to Ukraine as "The Ukraine" is a derogatory term inferring that it is actually an extension of Russia and therefore imperialistic and fuck it i can't do this bit anymore

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Nothing is based-department in Milton Keynes.

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago (9 children)

Looks up Tesseract

Origin: Milton Keynes

Lmao

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Imagine: the most powerful cope cage in the world vs one paint can full of thermite.

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 66 points 2 years ago

The old thread is dying, and the new thread struggles to be born: now is the time of posters.

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

I am well aware, and it is what curls my fingers into fists.

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

I am full of righteous anger right now

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