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I had a few in my backyard this summer and one tried to headbutt their way into my backdoor. Hilarious little rascal.

I need to become

With this logic, i assume they think that Chernenko was the greatest Soviet General Secretary.

Lies, bicycles function as weapons just as well in real life as they do in Yakuza.

The Belgians need to decide whether they're Dutch or French. They can't be both.

That one makes more sense, as they were both at peak popularity around the same time. Didn't know he was bi, though. That's fun.

Like putting a blanket over a bird cage

This is a mad libs pairing, no way would i have expected that. Good for them, though.

This is the chair Evrart makes you sit in.

Breaking the hour glass changed more than just the survivor timeline lmao

Why would you willingly subject yourself to Belgium

If you have the chance to, go and visit Lenin Park. It's incredibly surreal.