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Now Texas is going to learn why America doesn't have healthcare.

Wait, uh

Playing Yakuza 2 in Korean and completely missing the secret twists

At this point we just need to post goofy action scenes.

Brake fluid.

Edit: eh, thinking about it that's mostly just paint.

I once sarcastically joked that half-ton pickup drivers should require a special oversized vehicle license, and anything larger must be kept a minimum 100-ft away from schools at all times.

People were very mad at me.

Need more piano rock like Billy Joel and Elton John. Late night jams need more piano.

I would annihilate that veg menu

Polish-Indian fusion (putting leftover curry on top of perogies).

My wife saw a vaush video, watched it for 30 seconds, went "this guy is an idiot", and turned it off. Folks, they know what they're doing.

and unsurprisingly most of these terms are also racist

That's because the person is, but if you told them that they'd lose it.

That's a fun way to end a grapple. Flat back bump after struggle.

Aidan Gillen's accent is so fun to do an impression of. It's just a dublin accent where you exhale the entire time.