PaulSmackage

joined 4 years ago
[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Remember, "You're not wrong because you're stupid, it's just that you're wrong and stupid."

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm rewatching Threads for the first time in a while and i forgot how much i get stressed out while watching it. 10/10.

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

"I'm slightly right of Attila the Hun"

Guys, we found a vampire! Gettem!

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Why does this website have to remind how long i've been here

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I have shoved slices of lasagna between two slices of buttered toast and some ceasar-smothered lettuce. To ask me my favourite sandwich is to ask me which child i love more. I struggle between French Dip, Italian Beef, and Cheesesteak. But, a proper Croque Monsieur or Madame can change my day. As long as i can walk and eat, i am happy (even with just a veggie delite from subway).

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I had a roast pork sandwich once in Matanzas that felt like it tore my face off it was that good.

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

A poptart is a kind of ravioli when you think about it

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

48 downvote comment smuglord: "yes, i'm a grown ass adult that watches porn. So what?"

checks user history

it's literally only that, wrestlefap, and squaredcircle

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Dude just really wants to meet Robert Maxwell.

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

Wait until they get the coveted Bluechew sponsorship

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Even Thurston Moore would tell you to settle down

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