Patches

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[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Ya can fookin try

  • Tom Nook... probably

Safety, always off

  • Most definitely Tom Nook
[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 2 points 9 hours ago

Can you rip the copper out of the walls for Liquor money?

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

And here I thought the goal of playing a game was to enjoy my limited free time.

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 4 points 9 hours ago

Long life but no long cable 😢

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

That isn't meme-able.

Needs to be some dumb shit like

FROG: Federation Reborn Outside Government

Then they'll share more Pepe memes

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I don't even know who does it worse.

People who have absolutely zero experience with children judging

Or the other parents who had a child that gave them no issues from birth. 'Just politely ask them' and they will be good. It 'worked for me'.

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 18 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Actual "Song of the witches" from Macbeth

Double, double toil and trouble;

Fire burn and caldron bubble.

Fillet of a fenny snake,

In the caldron boil and bake;

Eye of newt and toe of frog,

Wool of bat and tongue of dog,

Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,

Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,

For a charm of powerful trouble,

Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

Double, double toil and trouble;

Fire burn and caldron bubble.

Cool it with a baboon's blood,

Then the charm is firm and good.

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They use the box as a base ingredient.

I doubt the recipe is "Use the box as instructed"

All judith needs to do is mix up her own cake mix.

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You can get out of it by paying

See The Rich doing hard labor

Pick one

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 30 points 1 day ago

You already know

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 7 points 2 days ago

These countries don't typically do 9-5 but yes...

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