PandaBearGreen
I'd say helles.
Context: I was raised in Chico during the rise of Sierra Nevada. I was drinking hoppy beer before it was a thing. I burnt out on the whole thing around 2010. Went to Germany and fell in love with their beer. So drinkable. I'm just really impressed.
My mother told my kids that they should stay at their job for at least a year to show future employers that they're dependable.
I told them to disregard this advice. Disregard with extreme prejudice.
Step 2: be born 
That is actually really easily over looked. Not too cynical. 'I'm not lucky. I'm the God damn protagonist of this story!'
That's impressive. You filter it?
This is the outcome I wish for everyone. But God damn the gall. Just judging people based on outcome. Everyone works hard. Not taking into consideration the shear luck of so many thing lining up in your favor. Did you plan on being born in the imperial core, white, able, educated during the greatest economic boom the world has ever seen?
Me I! I did this! All me! Me!
Ugh.
It's hilarious when people act like legality is somehow the real world or just in any sense.
- Fuck Kyle Rittenhouse. May he be haunted forever.