Fuck this wasn't anyone's pick in the "funniest possible election" threads, we've gone soft.
I'm gonna run for president in 2028 on the platform that I'll make all my media appearances using a deepfake vtuber of Obama, and I'll win.
Weird that it looks like a microscope picture of a fat tardigrade, or maybe a sad balloon deflating in a microwave, rather than one of the great horrors of the modern era.
Why is every instance of the word YOU in all caps?
Someone should make a mod where you have a third option of starting your own farmer's market, and then you either slowly become a commune or another small business tyrant, based on things like whether you give away free food and whether you let other people join in.
He's a reality TV show host so I'm sure he'd do great at it.
Clueless enough not to realize that he'll get got in the last episode, too.
Actually it's Afro-Eurasia.
Wasn't sure where to post this; we don't have a /c/math.
Apparently global warming has been increasing the average amount of air turbulence.
It really is amazing how much they managed to accomplish with flour, milk, and the occasional egg.
It makes me wonder what could be accomplished if chefs spent 300 years making the fanciest food possible out of, like, some seed or nut or tuber.
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I don't get it; Jill Stein is kind of a dork but I don't see how she's worse than Biden.