Why not Biden's son?
The girl reading this.
Counterpoint: she has exactly the same figure as Princess Daisy, who is not named after any butt slang.
So the reason she's nicknamed Peach must be unrelated to her big round ass (the existence of which is not in question, and no wise person would dispute).
Counterfeitketmaster
Struggle session? 
(But yeah, I like them too.)
I'm voting green. I think PSL has a better platform, but green is more likely to get enough of a vote that anybody notices that people are voting third party.
This is all splitting hairs. The national election takes up way too much room in the public conscious, and the primary reason you should vote is to keep "tough on crime" psychopaths and evangelical Christian cultists out of local government roles, particularly county sheriff, district attorney, and school board.
This goose is the Australian White Ibis. Starting in the 1970s, these birds started taking over the city-dwelling niches usually associated with pigeons and seagulls, so now Australian trash bins have a different bird rummaging through them than anywhere else.
Isn't her main science take that MOND is the only sensible theory of dark matter?
Don't want to think, more used to using Windows -> Linux Mint (Cinnamon edition)
Don't want to think, more used to using Mac -> Ubuntu
Picky, have a weekend to kill -> Look through the screenshots for Ubuntu, Kubuntu, Xubuntu, and all the Linux Mint variations. Download all the ones that look nice, and try them out on a live USB. Spend some time to fiddle with the file browser, web browser, and software center. Install your favorite.
Willing to tinker with stuff to fit your exact crotchety old fart preferences, so long as you rarely have to do anything to maintain it -> Look through the desktop environments (Gnome, MATE, Cinnamon, KDE, etc etc), choose your favorite, and look up how to install it on either Debian or Fedora.
Would enjoy ongoing tinkering and maintenance as a hobby to get it just right for you -> Arch
Wait it sounds like they accidentally made up Hunter Biden as a bit.
Actually this is for competitive pooping - the pipes connect to each other in a U shape, and you have to poop the hardest or else the flow will back up into you.
This goose is a common loon. Unlike most of the geese featured in late night goose posting, you might think this is actually a type of goose. But don't worry, it's completely unrelated, they're just kind of the same shape. Loons are known for their wide variety of calls, all of which sound like error noises the computer on the USS Enterprise might make.
This goose is a red-winged black bird. They were named by someone who's never heard of a shoulder before.
This goose is an acorn woodpecker. They like to drill a bunch of holes in an old tree and stuff it full of acorns to eat over the winter. Isn't that odd?
Synthesis: some of those clusters thought their chances were better if they skipped the primaries and waited to insert their person whenever Biden keels over.
(But I think they were largely caught off guard with how early he sunk.)