Outsider9042

Wipe your phone, restore from backup once you’re in.

I have punched my ex in my sleep because I got in a fight with Daniel Radcliffe because he was a nazi. Another time I kicked her while practicing karate under water.

I have also been punched in the back by another girl. Then she yelled “You can kick the piss out of that one, wooooooo!”, then she spat on me. I’m fairly certain she was asleep at the time.

Do you have room outside for an enclosure?

Damn Disney, they ruined Disney.

Did Australia to London, plane full of screaming babies. Slept 16 of the 24 hours flight time.

What’s my secret? Anti-psychotics.

My son is also named Fortran.

We need more “Fortran” license plates in the gift shop.

Oh boy, there I go getting my face eaten again.

There’s also this, made by people who worked on the original.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/241240/Contraption_Maker/

I’m glad you can’t think of a life so bad.

For some people, they see being addicted to drugs as an improvement on their current situation.

Life is already fucked, might as well get a buzz while I’m doing it.

“White space is awful”

Proceeds to use white space.

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