OperationOgre
joined 4 years ago
It's funny interpreting this one from a 1953 perspective vs a 2024 perspective. In 2024 I'm like "at least he isn't sitting in an open plan office next to 40 other people"
Wringing out my pet ferret like a wet towel
What's new in Barron v17.1.2
- Increased shoe size from 12 to 13
- Added a taste for caviar
- Adjusted daily caloric intake from 3,300 kcal/day to 3,600 kcal/day to account for lacrosse training
- Various bug fixes
The day I got laid off, it was announced in a meeting that was scheduled about an hour in advance that same day. Rumors started flying as soon as the "mandatory" meeting invite went out, and about ten seconds after the terse announcement, I got my email. I barely had a chance to ask my coworkers who else was getting axed and say goodbye before I was locked out of all the systems thirty minutes later.
but employees had to give at least two weeks notice to take any PTO lmao
btw I thought I was a jaded commie about selling my labor before, but the experience of getting laid off and the indignity of begging for work for almost six months now has turned me into a hardened hater
battening down the hatches before the climate crisis really kicks off mass migration across the globe
I'm assuming that the Caliphate of Deseret will immediately absorb its neighbors and their water rights when the balkanization starts
Realistically I think it's more that Mormons would hold all the water hostage from California until they were sufficiently courted to release it downstream
American healthcare is coming to the UK