Still better than...
"When shitting in the woods, always bring with you a trust poop knife."
And if you believe that, then you'll believe anything... that is supported by hard evidence and deducted from those by sound logical principles.
I will let you decide how and whether this fits in here...
Not necessarily - e.g. if you've been shitty to people in the past (I say "if" but we've literally all done that:-P) then that's a natural process of growth to recognize that, hopefully make reparations and move toward healing, at least on your side but again hopefully on both.
Then again, your "actions" are not always up to you - e.g. if traffic made you late somewhere then that's at least partially out of your control - but you can only accept your own portion of responsibility there (reasonably anyway).
Be careful with "Everything, always" language bc it's always a lie:-|. e.g. I bet you could find a single instance, somewhere, where you did not do that. Perhaps find it and start to move forward from there?
Oh wow, good points!:-)
Joe says hi.
(I'm making a joke about how the first names of leaders aren't as familiar outside of the nation it was targeted at, either that or the USA is saying "hi" to the UK, take your pick ⛏️!:-D)
Nobody...
Sir if you will simply fill out this form in triplicate...
And initial here, and here, provide your SSN#, yes and bank account and a credit card number there, and mother's maiden name yes, and provide rights to the soul of your first, second, and third-born child...
Then you are all set! Oh wait, now just watch this advertisement, and this other one here, and this other one here, and also this other one, and we will allow you to save... hey, where are you going?
Leviticus 19:13-16 (NIV)