The news media talks about whatever increases shareholder value. That's why they...
T-t-that's why they... always tell the truth, of course!
Because the 12 year old on a bicycle at 4am doesn’t have time for your particular brand of bullshit.
For 25¢ an hour, little Jimmy better damn well make the time! Sheesh, kids today have no work ethic. Back in my day, we sacrificed our souls to Lucifer Walmart for no pay or benefits and we liked it, just as Y̷̨̮͇͔̼̘̞̞͓̘̠͒͐̆̈̓̈͋̃̀̂̃̒̃͝à̵̛̬̫͈̟ḩ̶̛͕͈͍̳̩̩͎͈̀̈́͌͂͝͝w̸̡͉͚̞̟͔͕̰̭͙͍̦͛ë̸̡͓̼͔̬͇͖͇̖̟͓́ͅh̷͕̮̭̜̥̟̪̞̺̹̯̻̲̳̗̱̼̃̓̅̿̀̆̇͆̂̃̉͐̓̿͝ intended!
Probably bc of bears, or sth i dunno.
I make shit happen, with coffee ☕ :-)
I will show you how to open up a Jira ticket and then you can post your updates following AGILE methodology so that status will always be visible from the Sprint board... - hey, where are you going?
PLOP!
Edit: I'm genuinely curious why people are downvoting this, if anyone wants to share?
And one for you, and one for you, and one for you - hey, anybody got anymore wood?
Doors, b/c zombies (& people) seem to always be busting through those... (in TV shows:-).
Poor Pac-Man does not look quite okay... :-(
I did not think that, until now...
It's not nice to kink shame. 😜