OopsAllTwix

joined 1 year ago

I just thought of the time machine ordered in Napoleon Dynamite and got a laugh.

[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's the /etc folder in linux. Just extra crap you don't need.

[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 59 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Kid Rock is the human version of an above ground pool.

[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you use one of those pentel Japanese brush pens?

The check is in the mail.

“Shit hawks...big dirty shit hawks...they’re coming Bubbles. They’re flying in low..swooping down..shitting on people and dragging em off to the big shit nest”

[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He already compares himself to every highly esteemed figure there ever was. Captain Bonespurs didn't need that.

[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'm still not voting for him, but his chances of being president just went up. The last thing he needed is martyrdom.

It doesn't really matter. The oil just makes it hard for them to swim and suffocates them, the fish sauce is an irresistible lure. I use a cottage cheese container with some holes small holes in the lid that I bury in the corner of the garden bed.

[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 year ago

Don't want to pay taxes, but are fine with having a king. It's almost like they're full of shit.

[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Conservative firebrand". I prefer "stupidity enthusiast".

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