OopsAllTwix

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lmao in c/memes@midwest.social
[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

That's Whack homey!

whats something that brings you back to your childhood happy place? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago

The Orion and/or Tristar pictures logo.

I think my husband is cheating on me with his "buddy" in his gamer sauna. in c/games@hexbear.net
Trump's Camp Says It Has Nothing to Do With Project 2025 Manifesto -- Aside From Writing It in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago

To be fair, there was one time when somebody else shit my pants.

Eat it in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Bake 'em away toys!

Babe wake up, new VLC update just dropped in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
Does anyone else feel like fireworks are a complete waste of money and a ridiculous amount of unnecessary Pollution? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago

I want my food dyed and my clothing salted. Toothpaste is a waste. I use Duncan Hines frosting instead.

Happy 4th of July! in c/funny@lemmy.world
The justices of the supreme court ruled that Trump was immune and effectively above the law while being president. What is now stopping Biden from bringing a gun to the next debate? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago

I think the Secret Service detail assigned to Trump might have a problem with that. I think Biden killing Trump or canceling the election would be a gift to the Republicans that they don't need. One can dream though.

Why does my cat like to go into the bathroom and take my towel off the holder and then leave? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

I have a small dog who likes to pull anything down that he can. Blankets off of the couch, towels off of the bar, sweatshirts off of the chair. He seems pretty chuffed with himself he proudly sits next to his handiwork. My wife and I think he just likes doing it because it's all he really can do. It's harmless and he seems to enjoy it.

Running is the solution to all of life's problems in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

Gettin' two birds stoned at once.

Conspiracy Theorists Think Biden Was Hit With Directed-Energy Weapons During Debate in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's what probably happened.

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