Oodlenoodlenoo

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[–] Oodlenoodlenoo@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

If elections ever get postponed/canceled I'm following Lincoln's advice and saying whatever country attacked us has won whatever war they were fighting

[–] Oodlenoodlenoo@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

I'm imagining he's in an isekai rn

[–] Oodlenoodlenoo@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Damn the only thing that could kill Chuck Norris was US healthcare all along

[–] Oodlenoodlenoo@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago

It's the same shit they repeated on the campaign trail god I got tired of being told "it's all hyperbole" from people I know didn't even know what the word meant

[–] Oodlenoodlenoo@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago

When the mango came to KY the whole crowd stayed quiet even during times when people usually cheer (usually his middle school nicknames). The only time they cheered was when he said the words "epic fury" 🤦‍♂️

Then a man threw a beer can at him and called him a Pedo

[–] Oodlenoodlenoo@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 weeks ago

I've been online to much today I took your comment at face value at first 😅

[–] Oodlenoodlenoo@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I get this reference and I'm not from either one of those states!!