OldManBOMBIN

Wait a second - this reads like you can store electricity, but everyone knows that you can only have electricity for a short period of time after it's generated. Or is that just the case for solar and wind energy?

Like, I guess since coal and gas have been inside the earth longer that means the electricity can last longer, right?

And solar and wind energy, since it hasn't been baking underground, is more prone to evaporation or whatever, which is why we can't just stick batteries in solar and wind farms and save some of that electricity for when there's no wind or for when the moon is out?

My wife has this little electric toothbrush thing that she puts in her pants after I finish making love to her, and I've seen batteries in it - could those be wind batteries? They're pretty big, but not car battery big.

I'm a Republican by the way.

Kid named paraglider

Thanks, I've been working on losing weight.

Not really.

Are you calling me a skinny liar?

I can't see under the water, because I'm in my bed

This chick loooves pissing

XD

You're good homie, lolol

I'm just fuckin around

And I've got plenty of time left. Why'd you get all confrontational and start yelling at me?

I'm 37

Hey, I wanna show you something cool. Come over here within gut-punching range for a second real quick.

Yeah, I was like, "Ok so it's saying that whatever this is on the right is like lingerie to Zelda. Now... what am I looking at? Ok that white thing looks like an egg, but it's got a black dot on it. Is that Birdo's stomach? Does Birdo have a belly button? What's all this other mess around it? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"