OldManBOMBIN

Kid named paraglider

Thanks, I've been working on losing weight.

Not really.

Are you calling me a skinny liar?

I can't see under the water, because I'm in my bed

This chick loooves pissing

XD

You're good homie, lolol

I'm just fuckin around

And I've got plenty of time left. Why'd you get all confrontational and start yelling at me?

I'm 37

Hey, I wanna show you something cool. Come over here within gut-punching range for a second real quick.

Yeah, I was like, "Ok so it's saying that whatever this is on the right is like lingerie to Zelda. Now... what am I looking at? Ok that white thing looks like an egg, but it's got a black dot on it. Is that Birdo's stomach? Does Birdo have a belly button? What's all this other mess around it? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

:-|