ObscureFact

Kicker gonna knife Love in the parking lot

Yes, because Dave Brubeck is where every beginner piano player starts.

"It's one referee, Michael. What could it cost, $10?"

Halftime already? This game being played near a black hole?

I enjoy the game of football

Pickett: 6 of 6 for 66 yards

Satan: Nice

Hill's wife is 75% hat

I think Herb would be more suited for narrating training videos about spreadsheet software.

This game ain't worth watching if Hill is hurt.

That one lady Jets fan with the gray hair and 1000 yard stare. Poor woman.

Amazon: Today's game was supposed to be on yesterday, but Herb and Al fell asleep.

Wait, there's more football on today? WooHoo!! Laziness Day 2 achievement unlocked!