Oaksey

That’s not the cup, as it says on it the brand is Yeti. I have one, it is larger than average but not anything like 1.5L.
Here it is:
https://au.yeti.com/products/rambler-14-oz-2-0-414-ml-mug?variant=41262301053062

14oz / 414ml

I once did a piss, fart and sneeze at the same time. Got sort of like a really pleasant shiver.

I’m sure he has plenty to say but his policies resulted in a poor relationship with China and Australian industries were impacted.

Nosy bitch

“Stop putting this symbol everywhere”
Proceeds to put posters with the three of the symbols on it everywhere

I was at the cricket and there were two guys sitting nearby. One threw something like a jaffa (solid choclate with a hard shell) into the crowd in front and hit someone. A dick move but unlikely to do any lasting damage. A security guard and then police officer got involved, said he threw a golf ball or something along those lines (similar but worse). He accurately said he didn't but got thrown out anyway.

His friend sat there for a few minutes then tried to start a Mexican wave. He didn't the first few tries but was determined and eventually got one going. I didn't realise until the wave had done a lap of the cricket ground, but during this time he had filled his hand with as much sunscreen as he could, then as it went past he splattered it all over the back of the security guards hair and back before disappearing into the crowd.

Most of the 40,000 people who took part in the Mexican wave had no idea what they were just a part of.

See Budapest Memorandum

Google. Do no evil

Slides

And when not, kablammo?!

Now rotate the screenshot of the desktop 180 degrees before setting as thd desktop, then rotate the display output 180 degrees. Now the mouse also appears to go backwards. If they step away after having a go, add a screenshot of display settings to the background image so they click all over that when they get back.

Relevant XKCD