Nusm

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[–] Nusm@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Read about this and more in this month’s issue of DUH.

[–] Nusm@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Read about this and more in this month’s issue of DUH.

[–] Nusm@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Ha ha ha ha ha!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[–] Nusm@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, and it could have something to do with the time that Trump tried to kill him by showing up to debate practice knowing that he was positive for Covid and infecting Christie, which put him in the hospital where he nearly died.

[–] Nusm@lemm.ee 186 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (10 children)

Every conversation my mother and grandmother had for the last 10 years of my grandmother’s life (just change the name):

Grandmother: “Do you remember Sue Smith?” Mom: “I don’t think so.” Grandmother: “ Yes you do, Sue Smith.” Mom: “Sue Smith? Where would I know her from?” Grandmother: “ She lived two houses down from us over on Suwannee Street.” Mom: “I don’t remember a Sue Smith from the neighborhood.” Grandmother: “She was Sue Jones before she got married.” Mom: “OH Sue Jones! Yeah I remember her!” Grandmother: “Well she died.”

Every. Single. Time.

[–] Nusm@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Trust me when I say, Alabama’s gon’ Alabama.

[–] Nusm@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

…on a public toilet seat. I ain’t touching most of them, much less sitting on them, so oh yeah, yeah, no.

[–] Nusm@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I don’t care how old or how stale, meat clown always makes me laugh!

[–] Nusm@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Hey, at least you had some supplies handy to handle it!

https://youtu.be/H4bIXVTsJck

[–] Nusm@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I took my grandkids to the movies to see the Bad Guys, and I actually really enjoyed it!

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