I agree with the general sentiment that there are limits to what should be possible even with the rule of cool.
In this specific case we don't even need to go into the territory of undefined stuff that the DM decides on the fly, the rules as written already explicitly say "You create up to 10 gallons of clean water within range in an open container."
You could always argue that humor does not equal jokes I guess, but these were just my 2 cents
That was exactly my main point; but thanks for sharing your 2 cents anyway, they were still interesting.
I would argue that:
This is not actually a joke in the strict sense of the word. There is no punchline. The humor is entirely in the context.
Your friend does not understand any of this and is just repeating the "joke" because other people laughed about it at some point. It has nothing to do with the Windows operating system, so if that was part of his explanation he is probably just making shit up to cover his own ignorance.
catering to gamers who wait at least 12 months after release to play a game
How is a game that did not even enter open beta yet relevant to this comunity?
Nur coole Leute, mit denen wollen wir hier nichts zu tun haben.
Add some coffee?
Bayern ist ein Unrechtsstaat.
Autsch! Ich wusste gar nicht, dass Spiegelneuronen auch bei Schmerzen im Geldbeutel funktionieren.
"Chrissi fährt einen Oldtimer und hat pompös geheiratet" ist nicht Teil meiner langen Liste an Gründen diese Partei nicht zu wählen.