I tend to agree that chesee on burgers is just worse. I usually order a "burger no cheese" and occasionally I get a "so a hamburger?" but like the number of times I've ordered "hamburger" and gotten cheese lol.
Anyway, McDonalds cheese is fucking vile even compared to the usual shitty american cheese that tends to go on burgers. I mean, I guess you could say that about everything for McDonalds, but the cheese actually is plastic.
Well, obviously they did. Aliens want the "Fish love me, women fear me." hats just as much as anyone else.