NigelFrobisher

joined 2 years ago
[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Top tip: a beach with an undercranked camera can double as a desert at a pinch. Don’t try to “add the sunshine back” in post, like when Red Dwarf used North Wales as a tropical resort.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 2 months ago

My missus always leaves her MacBook overhanging the edge of surfaces like this and then does Surprised Pikachu Face when it falls off, complaining about how slippy the case is.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

100 - “ICE” patches.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago

Your memory?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 13 points 2 months ago

He’s been told he’s not allowed to do tariffs.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Unusually large vagina.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The Predator series would have been better if it was Dutch with a new crew being hunted by a different alien Big-game Hunter every time. Like he becomes infamous for taking out the first guy so they all want a go at him for clout. Then they could have different gimmicks like a guy with dogs, or an urbane alien who chats you up and uses poison.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Christ, imagine that but in the Duty Free maze at an airport and now you’re having to get past the people standing in the aisle gawping at concession stands for smellies, or just stopping dead in front of you for no reason.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Is this a euphemism for farting?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 54 points 2 months ago (9 children)

There’s zip about this in the Australian TV news this morning. One of their own and they still don’t have the balls.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 2 months ago

Citation for prototyping a billion yoga-pose photos.

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