See, that’s the problem with people nowadays?They want to minimalise everything.
They should just slow down and breathe.
NigelFrobisher
joined 2 years ago
Maybe they’re planning to start making chocolate.
This is remarkably common among visitors to A&E.
Microsoft promised that game servers could scale with demand using the power of the cloud, including scaling to zero when there were no players. Microsoft promised a lot of things.
Keep people in adjacent cages on a big rectangle of concrete next to a swamp so they get all the social time they need. Kid Rock plays to keep up morale every Friday night.
Why doesn’t he just make the square bigger? That’d be more efficient.
The most freedom-loving people on the planet gonna rise up against the provocations of this blatant tyranny any second now…
I mean, now…
The Simpsons should live in one of these now to reflect the changing times.
I did the same, back during COVID lockdown. I think my body just started producing endorphins, because I stopped taking the painkillers and was totally at peace while everybody lost their minds over the isolation. I played The Outer Wilds and accepted that everything must end.
WE GOT HIM!
It occurred to me that everybody uses “Nazi” as a shorthand for psychopathic authoritarianism, but no living generation actually knows what it was like to live through that (disclaimer: obviously there are countries that had this the whole time). This time we’ll actually see the “I didn’t vote for this” voices gradually disappear from the internet and at the end we’ll have a new name for this.
Bullshit, cow eggs have black patches on them.