NigelFrobisher

joined 2 years ago
[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Mine picks at the side of the mattress until I give in and swing my legs out, then she runs off to the food bowl to eat the biscuits that are always there overnight. She doesn’t even need me to do that!

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Does being a weird little capitalist lickspittle even work on LinkedIn? I see people obviously trying to game the algorithm to gain exposure, including groups of devs sharing basic tips with each other and commenting to amplify, even though you’d think most hiring managers know that devs absolutely don’t go to LinkedIn to learn and share tips.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

“Death tax” energy.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 16 points 1 month ago

They were more independent until several years back when the Tory Brexit party brought them to heel by installing loyalists at the top, due to their bad habit of reporting the facts about how things were going. Of course even before that they were masters of the false-equivalence-dialectic style where they’ll force an expert in something to debate against a man who lives in a shed who thinks women are genetically identical to crabs - all in the interest of showing both sides of the debate.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Women in tall hats used to brew beer - which makes your penis feel bigger - in a cauldron at markets, but then men wanted to brew beer so they drove the women out and the image became part of the iconography of witchcraft.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Curious to see how he works nearly drowning his actors into this one.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Yum, Creme Brulee.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

I’d have missed the point of this entirely but for the helpful underlining.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

American politicians form third right-wing party.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Bullshit, cow eggs have black patches on them.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago

See, that’s the problem with people nowadays?They want to minimalise everything.

They should just slow down and breathe.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago

Maybe they’re planning to start making chocolate.

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