NigelFrobisher

Omg is this the real reason why I lose it when my standup goes past twenty minutes into the umpteenth digression that is totally irrelevant to my work?

Probably our bodies would instantly collapse into ooze like that guy in the first X-Men.

A small price to pay for freedom.

I was in a bar in the middle of the riot watching them run up and down to stay away from the police. They did manage to set fire to Miss Selfridge though!

You shut your mouth - How can you say I go about things the wrong way?

This feels like a mid-wit chart thing.

Females, yeet.

IIRC it’s a real amphibious APC used by the Royal Marines painted red.

And he only had them pretend to clean the room. Decades on and he’s still doing the same thing but with government posts.

Does this mean the Governor can deploy them to DC now?

Entering trumpspace

There needs to be a hagiography showdown musical, Hamilton vs The Greatest Showman, to see who can be the most whitewashed.