Neverclear

joined 6 months ago
[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

*Wildebeest... aka "gnu"

[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

RFK: Well that just proves you can't go below the horizon, doesn't it?

[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

Saved him a bundle on the exterminator bill had he left a fully stocked pantry unattended for a year.

[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

Nanni: I'd like file a complaint.

Clerk: Ok, throws complaint away, nobody's ever gonna see that again...

[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

I think they went for "enjoyably excited". You had to be somewhere between "meh, I'll take it," and "OMFG, THIS FRIDGE JUST GAVE ME 10 ORGASMS AND I WOULD MURDER PUPPIES TO KEEP IT IN MY LIFE!!!!”

[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

"court off law" ^wholly ^owned ^subsidiary ^of ^Bob ^Loblaw's ^Law ^Blog

[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

Helping a plant get off... gross, now I'm sad

Ballistic babies... all is right in the world

What a couple of psycopaths.

[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Uhhh, I don't know. Gimme like $50 now, and call me if you get a flat?

[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Yeah, saying that TSA investigates engine fires is like saying that toll booth operators respond to tire blowouts.

[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

analysis: this seems like the most petty, and in this timeline, the most likely explanation.

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