Neverclear
*Wildebeest... aka "gnu"
RFK: Well that just proves you can't go below the horizon, doesn't it?
Saved him a bundle on the exterminator bill had he left a fully stocked pantry unattended for a year.
Nanni: I'd like file a complaint.
Clerk: Ok, throws complaint away, nobody's ever gonna see that again...
I think they went for "enjoyably excited". You had to be somewhere between "meh, I'll take it," and "OMFG, THIS FRIDGE JUST GAVE ME 10 ORGASMS AND I WOULD MURDER PUPPIES TO KEEP IT IN MY LIFE!!!!”
as easily
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Helping a plant get off... gross, now I'm sad
Ballistic babies... all is right in the world
What a couple of psycopaths.
Uhhh, I don't know. Gimme like $50 now, and call me if you get a flat?
Yeah, saying that TSA investigates engine fires is like saying that toll booth operators respond to tire blowouts.
analysis: this seems like the most petty, and in this timeline, the most likely explanation.