Neverclear

Sweetness increases your tolerance for heat. The Scoville unit basically tells you how much sugar water it takes to mask the spiciness.

PATH train lightweights. This is just another Monday for the MTA.

Yes, your legs can resist 10 lbs of lateral force, but for how long? 30 seconds? 2 minutes? Also what does the water carry?

Let's say the water carries a 3 foot wide tree branch against your ankles. Your surface area just went from 3 inches to 3 feet. 10 lbs becomes 120 lbs.

It's not as simple as walking with heavier shoes.

6 inches of running water can absolutely sweep you off your feet

Theatre is a liberal art.

Whose that now?

And the glass of whiskey pulling smoke out of its ass.

The resulting bacteria made with the new code were indeed a living organism, but the researchers found that they grow around four times slower than the parent strain—a problem they hope to eventually fix. 

9% reduction in genome size. 400% increase in replication time. Impressive feat of generic engineering or truly terrible compression algorithm?

Wick it. Carefully touch the corner of a paper towel to the coffee, and let the coffee draw up into the paper towel. Repeat until the coffee is low enough for you to have a good chance at passing an agility check.

You didn't tell him not to eat it, so it's technically not disobedience. Anticipating orders is taught in advanced obedience school.

I have to believe some sort of system could be designed that can preserve privacy while preventing abuse. Maybe zero knowledge proofs, packet filters or fail2ban. Adaptations would have to be made, of course.

But I expect that exposing everyones' voting habits would enable more vengeance and spite than it would cooperation.

In holding out for a better solution. I choose the lesser evil of risking anonymous abuse over the greater evil of open discord.

What kind of name is Robert'); DROP TABLE Immigrants;--.... ah fuck.