NephewAlphaBravo

joined 5 years ago
[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

It's called "global warming," that means the incredibly complex fluid dynamics of earth's atmosphere don't change at all except for getting slightly warmer. What the fuck is convection?

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

I ain't voting for the genocide joe administration

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Why's it always fucking ghost peppers, why can't it be one that actually tastes good like bonnets or reapers.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I didn't have any bread to bring him but I had plenty of roses

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

0.999..=1 because it's funny that people get so mad about it

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Do eyes spontaneously appear and vanish as things are dis/assembled? Do sets of eyes indicate distinct consciousnesses, and what happens to each consciousness as its body parts are combined or separated?

What do I stab to make the machine bleed out faster?

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Did the toilet parts have eyes before being combined into a finished toilet? What critical mass of size or function is necessary for a thing to deserve eyes?

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The government doesn't want you to know this, but the scotus seats at the park are free. You can just sit people in them. I have filled 487 scotus seats.

Weka is a bird, weta is a bug, how many other animals did the kiwis name "we*a"?

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Turok Evolution is the one and only time I've actively regretted a $5 purchase

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