Uh huh. "I'm used to it and I don't want to change" is such a tired excuse.
Absurd? It's literally what OP asked.
infinity is both capable of being conceptualized and larger than any other number, so there's my answer
I can touch-type but only in Dvorak.
It's a part of the female body used as an insult. Tell me again how it's not misogynistic?
It's nice to feel seen.
Swearing is fine. Misogynistic slurs are not.
I'm right-of-center. I've never been banned or even faced mod action on lemmy, even on hexbear, beehaw, and .ml. Maybe that's because I avoid political discussion communities. Or maybe it's because I'm not a combative asshole.
Both your examples are ridiculous strawmen, by the way.
I'll roll over that bridge when I come to it.
Sure! I never have a problem with it because I was born at midnight on January 1, 1970, which is old enough to do anything on the Internet.
On the contrary, my repeated failure in learning to touch-type qwerty are why I learned dvorak: it was reported to be easier to use. And it is! It's not advanced typing, it's Easy Mode.