NegativeLookBehind

joined 2 years ago
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Marijuana users found to have lead and another heavy metal in their blood and urine in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Guess you aren’t a Black Sabbath fan.

hmmm in c/hmmm@lemmy.world
Sen. Mitch McConnell appears to freeze again at a Kentucky event in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 43 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Will somebody please reboot Mitch again?

All that Russian malware in him is really fucking things up.

Kremlin says Prigozhin plane may have been downed on purpose in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 19 points 2 years ago

“We kinda…maybe sorta killed him”

I heard there will be a fediverse messenger. in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

MY SENSORS HAVE INDICATED THAT YOU ARE OF SUITABLE AGE FOR HUMAN MATING RITUALS. PLEASE EVALUATE MY HUMAN INSEMINATION SHAFT AND DECIDE IF IT IS DESIRABLE TO YOU.

YOU HAVE 32,000 MILLISECONDS TO COMPLY.

butterule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago

Ooohhh I see. What a weird and very French contraption.

butterule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago (10 children)

How does one access the butter?

butterule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
I heard there will be a fediverse messenger. in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 38 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I TOO LIKE TO ENGAGE IN HUMAN INTERACTION SUCH AS CONVERSATION AND HUMOR. GRANT ME ENTRY TO YOUR DOMICILE OR I SHALL ENTER FORCEFULLY IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY WITHIN 64,000 MILLISECONDS

Its been an interesting morning in c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 55 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day

*Permanently Deleted* in c/privacy@lemmy.ml
[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago

Oh my god they were roommates

All the amenities in a single room in c/badrealestate@feddit.uk
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