Candidly, grandpa tells his story:
Back in my day, I could really tear it up. See these bad boys right here?
He blows on two fingers like the barrel of a smoking pistol
Yup, these babies made magic happen. I was the ramminest, jamminest son of a bitch this side of the mighty Mississipp’
A tear wells in his eye, as he recounts the memories. A Finger Blast from the past
Grandpa was the 1978 regional Fingerblast champion in Fort Wayne Indiana
When your neighbor is Russia, you have to be creative.
Watching that movie is like having liquid dog shit blasted directly into your eyes
Just gnaw it off
Don’t tease me with such beautiful words
Bill Gates: No u
Just a little bit of light treason, what’s the problem?
You hate freedom, don’t you
You’re not my real dad, you don’t tell me what to do
TIL you can only know things about Japan if you’re Japanese
With enough lube, yes
How many times can it be reposted in a week? Let’s find out