NegativeLookBehind

joined 2 years ago

Have they considered USPS flat rate shipping?

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

I stayed in a capsule hotel in Tokyo once. It was awful.

Too bad you'll never get one because we're only making 20 of them!

Stupid sexy pope

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

If you kick it, it will cause spine damage, which could cause its offspring to develop more rigid vertebrae, which will improve your back problems. However, your depression may worsen, due to the abuse.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Atmosphere re-entry capsules

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 29 points 2 years ago

Always pop a quick H on your hornet-filled Shop-Vacs

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 57 points 2 years ago

“Hold on, I need a squirt from my lube snail”

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