NegativeLookBehind

You can fight and win wars without ever setting foot in another country.

Except this bank has an army

Pesky lizard man

Maybe they were actually vampires?

git blame

“I don’t need to comment this code, I wrote it so I know what it does”

And then

“Fuck, I should’ve commented this code, I have no idea what it does”

Comment. A lot.

"I get the cheese, or you get the claws"

Is that an electric bass guitar? That’s the devil’s instrument

I first read it as “careless drivers”, which there are plenty of already.

You should probably just eat them all. Right now. In bed.