NegativeLookBehind

joined 2 years ago
[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Jesus hold me back bro!!!

I mean, that's a valid assumption. But I have options.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Honestly, if America is a place where someone can commit treason countless times, get elected, and absolve himself of that treason, I really don’t want to be here anymore.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Monkey brain say show women fish, man good hunter, women eat good, come back to cave

That’s $28.95 at BougieBurger

While starved and sleep deprived? No.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

A true patriot

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Fun fact: if you don’t sleep or eat for several days, the hallucinations will get super vivid

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 32 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Loosen (but do not remove) lug nuts from a wheel, before jacking up the car.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago

Santa’s clause will bring the DB down

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But the republicans vote Trump no matter what, and now you’ve nullified your vote in protest

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