NegativeLookBehind

joined 2 years ago

You may not have a choice at this point

It’s too heavy. Tires don’t matter much if it’s just sinking like a lead brick.

Yawn They’ve got him this time, surely

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

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They can't get rid of him, he's their coke dealer

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 33 points 2 years ago

Anybody who supports these freeloading dickheads is an idiot.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 73 points 2 years ago (3 children)

“When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all”

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The colonel managed to cover a lot of ground during his visit.

He’s ready to put down anyone who’s not a white, straight, republican, truck drivin’, red neckin’, maniac!!

Free real estate! Set up a ramen shop

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 51 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Didn’t those stupid science people mention it once or twice

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Drop a handful of baby aspirin into your gas tank every morning, to thin out the gas a bit.

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