NegativeLookBehind

joined 2 years ago
[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 34 points 2 years ago (10 children)

I just want to see the bill

I’ve traveled from tiny towns in northern Japan to major cities like Tokyo. All on public transportation. Bullet trains, local trains, they’re very well connected to each other.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 131 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Excellent public transportation

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You guys have squads?

Dollar signs cha-chinging wildly

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 49 points 2 years ago

I’m pretty stupid, but damn

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 43 points 2 years ago (3 children)

US: We could easily destroy Russia in traditional warfare, we have the best weapons, we will never stop fighting them

Russia: Here’s a suitcase full of money

US: Oh, I love those! Never mind, do whatever you want

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’m planting cat pictures throughout your file system

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago

“Asked” ?

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 176 points 2 years ago (11 children)

Here’s mine, come and get me

127.0.0.1

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Comrade, you are perfect for open position at KGB.

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