NegativeLookBehind

Pizza consumption does not constitute a lawful binding agreement of any kind

fucked’er bud

Oh no! Lol jk

Shit apples, Rand

I used to know a guy whose cat had that name. He got a vet bill in the mail, literally addressed to said cat. The FIB showed up a few days later asking some pretty interesting questions.

Eat the pizza and then form the union. No sense in fighting tyranny on an empty stomach.

Is this not considered normal behavior?

…asking for a friend

“Give us more time off so we can determine the best way to dismantle your oppressive bullshit”

Surely they will comply

I’m on a boat

I’m actually not on a boat :(

Get some sabre rattling in there too

I hope you have some Charmin ultra soft ready to go for tomorrow morning