To add to what others have said, I think Steam OS is making huge waves and that's a really strong force.
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Linux Mint is exactly as easy to use as Windows, if not easier. In Windows you also needed to google every day basic functions, but I guess for you personally that was so long ago that you don't remember. On Windows you also need to use the terminal for some things, like removing some of their bloatware (xbox bullshit, for example).
There are some specific points I kind of agree with you about, but I don't agree with your general sentiment. Linux is easier to use than ever.
I laughed (but I was helped by the edit)
Holy crap, you're right. This is a Light Yagami level plan, if not better!
I think it should be both. Punishment can be a good deterrent, and it's really not possible to measure how much of an effect the deterrence has. You don't have statistics on people who would have committed a crime if there weren't harsh punishments.
I know it's off topic but what has been proven to work best is to prevent crime by improving the lives of would-be criminals before they get to that situation. It's cheaper and just better in every way.
Not if it's measured with a fractional part.
I wonder if the rate is high enough and the distances large enough that relativity could make it so people on opposite ends of the world disagree on which baby was born first. Then again, birth takes a lot longer than a second and it's not really possible to pinpoint an exact timestamp when the baby is born and wasn't previously.
whatever Android has a healthy update life guarantee and easily unlockable bootloader.
The Fairphone is really looking sweet. I'm fairly sure my next phone will be a fairphone if it's at all feasible for me, but I expect my current phone to last at least a few more years.
You're right (and upvoted accordingly), but if said evil company is as much of a clusterfuck as OP said, I wouldn't bet on them having competent security measures in place.
Is that an enemy? As I recall* they're an item that only the player can use, they never appear out in the wild and you don't have to fight against them (unless they ricochet back at you). Also, this is just my interpretation, but they seem mechanical to me, not alive.
* which is clearly not as reliable a source as it could be
don't forget 3D models or 2D sprites, depending!
Just to expand on this: in the Zelda series it differs from game to game. In some games they are bomb flowers (e.g. Tears of the Kingdom, also Wind Waker if I remember correctly), in other games they appear to be man-made and are bought in shops (e.g. Ocarina of Time, Twilight Princess, I think?) and are presumably conventional bombs with gunpowder as you mentioned. I don't remember any game where bombs are an enemy like you said, but I'll take your word for it. I haven't played every game.
Air.
That's literally what it would be.