Naz

Your iron plate production is looking a little lackluster there, bud

Have you tried invading and exploiting the resources of multiple planets to keep up your green chip addiction?

Steel pan music

Hell yeah, it's like something out of SCORN

The most liberating thing I ever did in computer role-playing games was during a playthrough of Neverwinter I said that I would choose the dialogue or action that I would realistically do no matter what the game says about the consequences or the karmic effects.

This is resulted in more than one NPC going "how the hell did you see straight through our con"

Priest: "My son, I'm looking for an amulet of"

Me: "Don't care, don't have time, not my problem. Adventurer not charity case"

Priest: "We don't have much money, but I can offer you s--"

Me: "I said --no--"

You miss out on experience and rewards but the true reward is the fact that you don't have a quest log full of side quests that you don't actually want to do

Living with purpose is its own reward.

Oh so like microplastics. Great :/

Yes sir absolutely, you can make money

Insider trading however is illegal for a reason (ahem)

Corrupt idiots in politics -- "I'm sorry I got caught"

Clearly you're not forklift certified

Not to be that person, but my parents are completely incapable of comprehending this.

Not intellectually, but pragmatically and philosophically. They're like 60 years old, and even if it affects them in their lifetime, they'll be "dead in 20 years".

And on a low level, they're kind of right because most ordinary people aren't to blame for this, so shaming "parents" makes no sense.

Shame the international petroleum conglomerates, plastic producers, shipping, etc. You know, the actual emitters in the billions of gigatons.

Marketing team did an excellent job choosing a name for the company. You want the most discreet, unassuming name possible for "corporation that owns literally everything and is ruining the economy by principle"

"Daddy, could you pass the salt?"

My hand touches the salt shaker, so does her father's.

sigh Okay scientist, you can look at my dragon dick

... For science

"Wait, what's the mould for?"

I have been told by my elf lawyer/party wizard that I'm not legally obligated to answer this question

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