Nasan

Hannibal/Le Chiffre/Clifford Unger was denied entry? And he's only 21?! Also I thought he was Danish.

Vice Deputy Assistant Leader

You get three strikes though, I think that's pretty lenient

Maybe have an emergency bottle in a case labeled "in case of bland sandwiches, break glass"

Lifetime ban from condiments. They belong in the kitchen, and have no business being in the bedroom.

I remember seeing a Final Fantasy VII OVA i didn't know existed in the declassified collection.

Really slow twist rate or smoothbore so they tumble too.

Bazookas indeed

He's gotta protect his most valued content creators.

Looks just like his dad Johnny, who did not hit Lisa, despite her tearing him apart.

Would be nice if we could mandate highly invasive and frequent cognition tests for our leaders past retirement age. Like, "surprise exam ya haggard bitch, pass this or you're out with no pension or benefits!" Ideally conducted by some 3 agency's door kicker team at 3AM on a Saturday, every Saturday.

The only Ferengi I trust deal in Latinium.