That janitor at the US consulate? 50 confirmed kills. 45 of them house pets.
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What they don't mention in the movies is how many of those women he got pregnant and had to pay child support to(except Craig Bond). I suppose he was enough of a blunt instrument that they didn't have to worry about him getting blackmailed or otherwise selling state secrets because they never really gave him intel of much value.
He worked for the cops, but wasn't really one. Also he was based in Miami. Don't remember him killing many cops.
I've told countless people that I like IPAs when I'm actually impartial to them.
I've contracted AIDS, from an African prostitute.
We're much more civilized and advanced as a society compared to those days. Surely we can make laser guillotines with a machine that can process the corpse into compostable material.
A very well deserved Darwin award.
Not sure if accurate, but probably Nestle.
There's at least one die hard Nintendo fan out there that's gonna custom tip $100+ because being a Nintendo fan is their personality. Nintendo should be selling them special loyalty edition consoles for $10k or something and give the rest of us a break.
Knew a guy that got the one-two punch of being a soldier then being a cop. Would describe people like "male, Caucasian, average build" when we were out at bars.
It's a useful skill to have if you're able to master it, language switching. You can establish credibility/experience or lack of depending on your audience and your intentions.
I've never served but sometimes people assume that I have because of how I carry myself. So I'll avoid phrases and sayings consistent with military personnel, maybe toss in words used in movies and video games to give the impression that my knowledge of the military stems mostly from those.