Nasan

And have that kennel accidentally fall out of a military transport over the ocean.

This whole thing lacks the elegance of poker, Trump started the dare and has escalated to triple dog.

Gear like that is really good at removing 99% of mechanical flaws and highlighting the human ones 😆

I've never been to Toronto, but I'm gonna go ahead and assume the pics were taken using poutine.

You know you bit into a good carrot when the crunch knocks the glasses off your head.

There was (is? Haven't gotten one in weeks) a sextortion scam going around where they emailed potential victims PDFs containing personal information associated with your email address along with a Google Street view image of your house/building to try to scare people into paying. Mine was easy to date as you could see the street in front of the house before it was repaved by the city several months ago.

Is there still time to build siege towers? Probably wouldn't have to be as tall as the medieval ones

I wonder how much of Tom Cruise's porn stash is just videos of him running

Tangentially related, I was ordering food at a Wendy's and the cashier out of the blue asked if I had ever been in a long distance relationship. I said no, but I knew people that had and if the relationship was strong enough, it would work out in the end. Hope things worked out for her.

"let them fight"

Beaucoup de coupes

Idk, I'd totally be in favor of ranked voting; with several parties that correspond to music genres where people could identify the party's values based on vibes. Ex: Acid Polka Party, Nu Delta Blues Party, Hyper Uplifting Metal Party, etc.